Dismembering Mothers & The Gluten Trials

*In History*

Teacher: ...and they were only in prison for being in debt, its not like they were rapists or murderers or that they dismembered their mothers or anything like that...
*pause*
Me: ...dismembered their mothers?
Teacher: Yeah, see they weren't that bad.


So today I decided to see what it is like to spend a week in the life of a Celiac. My sister is a Celiac so I've decided to see if i could do it if I were in her position.
I wanted to start this morning, but I forgot and ate a hot pocket for breakfast at work. Okay, so I started after I realized I wasn't supposed to eat that.
It was pretty difficult being around cupcakes all day, and sandwiches that I craved but couldn't have.
So when I got to the point of where if I didn't eat I was going to stab our dishwasher, I made a ceasar salad. No croutons. With chicken.
Fifteen minutes later....I'm still starving.
Ok, so I check the ingredients on the potato chip bag and decide they are ok so I eat some of those. Well, considering I'm not that big on potato chips, I got sick of them after like 3.
STILL HUNGRY.
Well, I get out of work and head to the house where, I search for something to eat and decided I'm way to effing tired from my little impromtu trip to Lake Charles and the casinos last night. (arriving back at my house, with no winnings, at 5 am and with work at 9 am) p.s. I'm kind of a rebel. haha
ANYWAYS. I give up on my unableness to nap and get up just as hungry and go downstairs to see what I can eat before my History class.
I find cheese puffs.
They are gluten free so I eat a few of those until I'm sick of them and move along to Veggie Chips.
Mom made grits but they are all gone and I didn't have time to make some before class.
So, in class I start to actually crave Veggie Chips and eat a few when I get home.
Here I am blogging about this and I still have yet to get up and make me something Non-Gluton.
I think they should make Insta-Non-Gluten Spaghettios or Meals for this very reason: Lazy Celiacs.

Well. There goes day 1 of The Gluten Trials. Let's see how day 2 goes.